I still cannot fathom why people think there should be marriage licenses PERIOD...particularly those who are so concerned about the "sacred institution" being eroded.
Hello, past. Hello, present. I'm glad you both could join me this evening. Now, let us just cut to the chase, shall we? It would please me ever so much if the two of you would just stay the fuuu-uuuu-uuuck away from each other. Thank you very much and have a wonderful remainder of your evening.